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UK IS HEADING FOR NO DEAL BREXIT DTs


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A Welshman goes into a bar and asks the bartender : ‘Have you seen an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman in the pub today?

The bartender replies with: ‘No, sorry, I think someone is joking with you!’

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LATEST NEWS: UK MAY REGRET GIVING ITSELF A COLONYOSCOPY


TRAVEL NEWS:     Arthur and Aeneid Déclassé were put off a gravy train last week when it was discovered they didn’t possess any land, and they had failed to pre-purchase a golden ticket for their journey between here and there.  In interview, the still happy go lucky couple said of their ordeal, “At least the announcement was very polite when we were being put off the train at Orwell Street Station: we were advised to mind the gap between the gravy train and our poor station in life.”